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Dire Wolf Project

Dog Bandana - REAL ALPHA!

Dog Bandana - REAL ALPHA!

Regular price $14.00 USD
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REAL ALPHA! 

Is the ultimate Dire Wolf Project™ T-Shirt & Bandana Combo
Because in our pack, we all know who’s really in charge...

You know that look your American Dirus™ dog gives you sometimes... that quiet, calm, “sure, human… whatever makes you happy” expression?

The one that seems submissive, but somehow feels like they just let you win for your own dignity’s sake?

Yeah. That’s the one.

Well, this shirt and bandana duo was made for that moment.

You see, the REAL ALPHA! bandana isn’t just a funny phrase.

It’s the truth serum for every American Dirus™ dog owner who’s ever thought they were leading the pack... only to discover their dog had been running silent operations from behind the scenes all along.

Pair it with your own "Alpha!” t-shirt, and suddenly, you’ve got a walking comedy duo that perfectly captures the essence of the American Dirus™ dog temperament; confident yet gentle, dignified yet goofy, wise enough to let you feel like the boss.

Because our dogs?

They don’t need to throw their weight around to prove their power.

They’ve mastered the ancient art of calm leadership the same way their Ice Age ancestors once ruled the frozen tundra without chaos or noise.

Meanwhile, we’re just over here trying to figure out how they convinced us to rearrange the couch cushions for their comfort.

And the best part? 

This combo doesn’t just make people laugh; it starts conversations.

Everywhere you go, someone’s bound to ask,
“Wait… where did you get that shirt?!”

And then you get to tell them about the American Dirus™ dog, the Dire Wolf Project™, and the living legacy of the real alpha: quiet confidence, not dominance.

Made with the same high-quality black cotton blend as our other DireWear™ favorites, this t-shirt is soft, breathable, and designed for comfort, just like your American Dirus dog's fur, only less shedding. 😉

The Real Alpha! bandana is crafted for your dog’s comfort, too. It is lightweight, stylish, and strong enough to withstand even the most dramatic play bows.

Whether you’re out on a walk, at a family gathering, or just lounging in the den, this duo is a daily reminder that alpha energy isn’t about control… it’s about connection.

And in your home?

Well, there’s no question who holds the real rank. 🐾

Because sometimes, the best way to say “I’m in charge”...
is to wear it proudly... while your dog smirks beside you.

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