Attention Packmates‼️
A leprechaun has filed an official complaint, and it involves a Dire Wolf Project™ dog and an outrageous amount of licking.
You see... leprechauns fear me.
The kind of fear that makes tiny green hats wobble and pots of gold quietly inch farther into the ferns.
Because once a Dire Wolf Project dog decides you are a friend, you are finished. Not in a tragic way. In a ridiculous, slobbery, overjoyed way. Their tongues are basically prehistoric marshmallows, and if a leprechaun wanders too close, the poor fellow is going to get loved so aggressively he will emerge polished, damp, and spiritually reborn. Some say this is how rainbows are made. Science has not confirmed it, but the reports are suspiciously consistent.
So yes.
“LEPRECHAUNS FEAR ME” is a Dire Wolf Project gift shop favorite for March, built for people who want their wardrobe to say: “I am friendly, I am formidable, and I absolutely have a dog that would lick a mythological creature into surrender.”
Now for the fun part... you get a frankly unreasonable number of choices.
First, pick your gear:
Zip up hoodie, pullover hoodie, sweatshirt, crew neck t shirt, or v neck t shirt. If it covers your torso and makes you look like you belong to a legendary pack, it is on the menu.
Next, choose your placement:
Big and bold on the front, big and bold on the back, or the classy little left lapel version for the folks who like their chaos whispered, not shouted.
Then choose your color:
We have expanded the palette because we support self expression and because green leprechauns should never be the only ones with options.
Your choices are: black, tweed, russet, brown savana, or sand.
Sizes:
Small through 3XL, because the pack does not do “one size fits some.”
Price:
Depending on what you choose, these run from $42 to $68. That is the cost of freedom, comfort, and forcing imaginary Irish folkloric beings to reconsider their life choices.
Quality:
These are 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Gildan brand, because only the best for our fans. If you are going to declare leprechaun intimidation on your chest, it should be on a shirt that holds up to real life things like dog hair, campfire smoke, and the occasional victory dance.
Made to order:
Your piece is made just for you, which means it needs a bit of processing time before it ships. The leprechauns insist on inspecting each one, but we keep them at a safe distance behind a sturdy fence of belly rubs and wagging tails.
So go ahead.
Pick your style. Pick your color. Pick your placement.
Join the Dire Wolf Project pack for St. Patrick’s season and wear the warning label with pride.
Because somewhere out there, a leprechaun just felt a chill, and your cart is not even full yet.
