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Dire Wolf Project

Unisex Black Crew Neck Cotton T-Shirt - ALPHA!

Unisex Black Crew Neck Cotton T-Shirt - ALPHA!

$38.99 USD
$38.99 USD
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“ALPHA!” Tee

Delusion never looked so good.

Let’s face it.
You may pay the bills, hold the leash, and own the couch…
But that DireWolf Dog™ in your life?
Yeah. They’re the real alpha.
You’re just here for the treats and belly rubs (theirs, not yours).

This bold black t-shirt features bright yellow-orange lettering that demands attention—and then immediately undercuts it with glorious sarcasm.
“ALPHA!” it declares…
And then in smaller print (with a knowing wink):

“Only because the dog lets me think so.”

🐾 100% cotton, black shirt with brilliant orange-yellow print
🐾 S–XXXL for confident-but-delusional pack members
🐾 Screen printed for bold color and long-lasting laughs
🐾 Perfect for training days, dog park diplomacy, or surrendering your alpha card in style

🎉 BONUS MATCHING BANDANA AVAILABLE!
Outfitted with “REAL ALPHA!” for your four-legged overlord.
It’s the ultimate power couple look.

Because in this pack, everyone knows the truth:
You may be the one buying the t-shirt…
But that tail-wagging tyrant beside you?
They’re the one letting you live the lie.

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