Unisex Cream Crew Neck Cotton T-Shirt - PALEO UNIVERSITY

Paleo University™ Official Logo Tee

Where the bones are ancient, the credentials are elite, and the snobbery is fossilized.

Welcome to Paleo University™—the (fictional, but oh-so-official) academic home of Dr. LaBrea Evans, one of the first female paleontology professors of the 1870s and the iconic explorer behind the Dire Wolf Project™ legacy.

This cream-colored short-sleeve tee features the full screen-printed crest of Paleo University:
🔹 Five blue stars—for excellence, discovery, and just a touch of self-importance
🔸 A three-peaked orange crown with a glowing sunburst—the dawn of knowledge (and possibly an impending time fracture)
📘 A blank white book and fountain pen—ready to be filled with field notes, fossil sketches, and passive-aggressive memos to Amity Guhl
🌿 A deep blue chalice shield nestled in long, curling fern fronds—because what is academia without at least one decorative plant?

The bold collegiate design is clean, crisp, and instantly recognizable to those “in the know.” Whether you wear it ironically, proudly, or because you secretly want to be on faculty alongside LaBrea herself, this shirt is your invitation into the ivory towers of Ice Age academia.

🎓 100% soft cotton in cream
🎓 (S–XXXL)
🎓 Screen printed for long-lasting, lecture-hall-ready detail
🎓 Perfect for Dr. LaBrea Evans superfans, fossil elitists, and amateur paleontologists who totally could’ve had a PhD if life had gone differently

Put it on, straighten your back, raise your eyebrow, and prepare to judge everyone’s fossil labeling techniques.
This is Paleo U.
And no… we don’t do dinosaurs.
We do dire wolves. 🐾