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Dire Wolf Project

Women's Cream V-Neck Cotton T-Shirt - WESTERN COURIER™ TELEGRAMS

Women's Cream V-Neck Cotton T-Shirt - WESTERN COURIER™ TELEGRAMS

$45.99 USD
$45.99 USD
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Western Courier™ “TELEGRAMS” V-Neck Tee

Because history won’t write itself... but someone’s gotta deliver it.

You didn’t ask for this telegram.
But that’s the thing about the Western Courier™...
You don’t find them. They find you.

This cream-colored v-neck tee, printed in timeless sepia tones, proudly features the official Western Courier™ logo, complete with galloping horse, stagecoach, and an overwhelming sense of dramatic urgency. It's screen printed on a soft, 100% cotton women’s cut t-shirt, ideal for racing through timelines or sipping tea while pretending you didn't just receive a warning from 1882.

Of course, the Western Courier™ agent never says a word. He just… shows up. Perfect posture. Raised brow. Envelope held high like it's the Magna Carta. And when you open it, your next adventure begins!

🕰 100% cotton – soft, breathable, fitted cut.
🕰 Available in sizes S–XXXL.
🕰 Lightweight enough for galloping, time travel, or judging people silently.
🕰 Features the iconic Western Courier™ logo. “Don’t Find Us. We’ll Find You.”

Wear it when you’re expecting a message.
Or better yet… when you’re not.

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